Mem0n or uski Girl Friend
SeaView par baithay chips kha rahay thay..
Dono 1 dosray ki ankhon main dekh rahay thay..
Larki ne pyar se pocha.. K Tum kuch feel kar rahay ho..
mem0n bola: Haan
Larki : boli kya?
mem0n:
yehi k tum mujh se ziyada chips kha rahi ho!
Pathan#1:: Aj meri Jumma ki namaz nikal gai.
Pathan#2:: Wo kese?
Pathan#1:: Imam sahib ne kaha k apne mobile band kar den main to ghar chor gia tha band karne aya to namaz ho chuki thi
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week", she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss." I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week" The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Admi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
Lagta hai Driver mar gaya
On a romantic date Sardarjee's GF asks him..Darling, on our engagement will u give me a ring??
'Sure i will, my love' says the sardr.. 'whats ur phone number??'[i]
Subject: Perfect jokes ever 
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:28 pm
