Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
By mistake sardar goes into a ladies toilet...
all ladies suddenly stand up..
Sardar: izzat dil mein ho yahi kafi hai, baitho baitho aaram se baitho...
Teacher aska students , what do u wish to be in future ?
Ali : i want to be a pilot
Amir : i want to be a doctor
Tina :i want to be a mother
Usman :i want to help Tina.
Sardar was riding on horse . he crossed the red light and polceman whistles. Sardar lifts the tail of the horse and says " Le Karle , Karle Number Note karle ".
Subject: sardar jokes 
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:34 pm
